The Demise of the Last Standing Jodite
VNN has received word that the Walls of Jodite have fallen.
The Trojan Fish Plague hit the Jodites yesterday as rumor moved through the community like a fart in the wind.
Those infected had brief moments of elation followed by delusions, diarrhea of the mouth, and a strong urge to quote scripture.
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I bet the Juan shirts beat out the
sales of Jodis “survivor ” shirts
LOL! I bought one. We’re ahead by one! lol
Love the shirt. Hubby might not, though.
Juan is the one! I remember sleeping with him, just couldn’t remember his name. Thanks Pesky! I slept with Juan! I’m not worried about social desease because he didn’t sleep with Sandra. HA!
Ha lol geribouwman!!!! This guy is so short of a full deck,not the sharpest tool in the box,one braincell short of a happy meal, but I love the laffs the dolt gives me!!!!
Well said.
I will forever remember that night with Juan!!!!!!